I am incorrigible smartass.

September 1, 2008

Cancer (June 22-July 22): You attempt to distance yourself from someone, but right now it's challenging to give up the ghost. There's something you still have to learn from this relationship.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You know where you want to go, and when you don't know, it doesn't matter -- you simply head in a direction and figure out the rest at the right time.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): You don't have to work at making friends. This is a terrific time to mingle. If you're single and you're not careful, you could wind up in love.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You'll be dealing with egomaniacs. If it weren't for the fact that you were once a 3-year-old, you wouldn't be able to relate.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You'll be witness to people trying to have a creative influence and mostly failing. Make sure that the voice from the peanut gallery isn't yours. Criticism is easy. Art is hard.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Have you taken any interesting chances lately? If you have the suspicion that the fates are on your side, you're right. So go on, put yourself out there.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Your social life adds to the other areas of your life. You'll be glad you put in the face time with neighbors, bosses and community members.


Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Accept that people will give you something different than you might have done in their position. They've got their energy level and you've got yours.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You're faced with a small decision at work, but this choice represents a much bigger one. You're either doing what others have done before you, or you're starting a revolution.


Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You're given the opportunity to say nice things behind someone else's back. Take it! When they hear how much you like them, it means even more.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can act with clarity because you've thought it through. You make your move only after you've achieved a full understanding of the game.