Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Appareo Decet Nihil Munditia?

Once more, with feeling! Sooooo.....if you're going to be getting down, for the sake of getting down...Oh, oops, sorry Tracy, NSFW. Go work or something, and read this later. Ok, back to our regularly scheduled blog. If you're going to be screwing around with your boyfriend, there are things you should be attending to. For the sake of convenience, we're going to assume that all of you are women, and you stick strictly to men, because, well, I'm lazy at the moment. Sorry about that.

Alright. Ladies! Men? They have more body parts than *just* the penis to fondle! They really do! There's an entire body there, and you can manipulate it at will. And most men will thank you for it! They've got nipples too you know! And balls! Please to be not neglecting their balls! I'm not saying abuse them, because, well, that's just cruel. But don't ignore them either. If you're going to be down there anyhow, you might as well involve them in the fun and games.

I will include the caveat of this: Talk to your partner, ask him what he likes, doesn't like, and what feels good. There are levels of fun, and what makes him comfortable. But for the most part, you'll find that he will be a happy camper indeed, and your interest? Is going to make him feel like king of the mountain.

Don't be afraid to explore. You might just discover that it's fun. And we all know where fun leads. It leads to...once more, with feeling!

Oh, and the title translation: Is it not nifty?

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