First, acquire a Christmas tree (for extra scratch damage). Next, attach a menorah to the top, securely fastened, and with blessed candles inserted (for extra heavy bashing power). Third, stick a Festivus pole up the trunk of the Christmas tree (to serve as added support). Fourth, light the entire tree on fire to turn it into a Yule log (for good flame damage). And finally, add in mistletoe for that decorative holiday spirit, to encompass the idea of good cheer whilst bashing the ever-living-crap out of whatever moronic idiot richly deserves it.
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