September 1, 2008
Cancer (June 22-July 22): You attempt to distance yourself from someone, but right now it's challenging to give up the ghost. There's something you still have to learn from this relationship.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You know where you want to go, and when you don't know, it doesn't matter -- you simply head in a direction and figure out the rest at the right time.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): You don't have to work at making friends. This is a terrific time to mingle. If you're single and you're not careful, you could wind up in love.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You'll be dealing with egomaniacs. If it weren't for the fact that you were once a 3-year-old, you wouldn't be able to relate.
Aries (March 21-April 19): You'll be witness to people trying to have a creative influence and mostly failing. Make sure that the voice from the peanut gallery isn't yours. Criticism is easy. Art is hard.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Have you taken any interesting chances lately? If you have the suspicion that the fates are on your side, you're right. So go on, put yourself out there.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): Your social life adds to the other areas of your life. You'll be glad you put in the face time with neighbors, bosses and community members.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Accept that people will give you something different than you might have done in their position. They've got their energy level and you've got yours.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You're faced with a small decision at work, but this choice represents a much bigger one. You're either doing what others have done before you, or you're starting a revolution.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You're given the opportunity to say nice things behind someone else's back. Take it! When they hear how much you like them, it means even more.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can act with clarity because you've thought it through. You make your move only after you've achieved a full understanding of the game.
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Monday, September 1, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Horoscopes for August 25th
August 25, 2008 Cancer
Don't you be shy about calling people out on their baloney today! You have got to come out of your shell and tell it like it is, or else nothing is going to change between you and a certain person. You don't have to be aggressive or mean about it, but you also don't have to pretend everything is fine when you know deep down inside that it's not. Having this tough discussion will be good for you, but it might even be better for them. Honesty is always good -- remember that.
August 25, 2008 Scorpio
If someone pushes your buttons, today, resist the urge to push theirs right back. The temptation to make them feel the way they make you feel is there, but you can (and should) rise above it. Getting defensive isn't going to help clarify any issues, so if you need to, just walk way from the situation. And if you can't walk away, just smile and kill them with kindness. Showing them that they can't get to you will drive them crazier than you yelling at them ever would.
August 25, 2008 Libra
The ideas in your head are just ideas -- until you find another person to share them with! So get out there in the world and see what people think about what you have planned. Are you putting together your next vacation? Ask a friend who's been there to review your itinerary. They might have a great suggestion about where to stay or eat. Contemplating a new career? Ask someone who's already in it what their job's really like, and make sure it's for you. Getting input is wise, now.
August 25, 2008 Taurus
Naturally, your feelings matter more to you than they do to other people, but you will meet someone today who is incredibly interested in how you feel and in what can make you happy. This is a person who wants you to be on their side, and they will say or do whatever it takes to get you there. You're in a powerful position, but try not to abuse that power. Be open about what you are looking for and try not to make this eager beaver jump through too many hoops!
August 25, 2008 Virgo
There is a good chance that you will feel detached or distant from other people, today. This doesn't have to be a problem, though -- even if you need to make a presentation or are planning to go to a party, you'll be able to turn on the charm and do your thing. But intimate, one on one conversation might be difficult. You're just not equipped with the right kind of patience and energy. But this is a temporary situation -- have no fear. In a couple days you'll be back to your engaged self.
Don't you be shy about calling people out on their baloney today! You have got to come out of your shell and tell it like it is, or else nothing is going to change between you and a certain person. You don't have to be aggressive or mean about it, but you also don't have to pretend everything is fine when you know deep down inside that it's not. Having this tough discussion will be good for you, but it might even be better for them. Honesty is always good -- remember that.
August 25, 2008 Scorpio
If someone pushes your buttons, today, resist the urge to push theirs right back. The temptation to make them feel the way they make you feel is there, but you can (and should) rise above it. Getting defensive isn't going to help clarify any issues, so if you need to, just walk way from the situation. And if you can't walk away, just smile and kill them with kindness. Showing them that they can't get to you will drive them crazier than you yelling at them ever would.
August 25, 2008 Libra
The ideas in your head are just ideas -- until you find another person to share them with! So get out there in the world and see what people think about what you have planned. Are you putting together your next vacation? Ask a friend who's been there to review your itinerary. They might have a great suggestion about where to stay or eat. Contemplating a new career? Ask someone who's already in it what their job's really like, and make sure it's for you. Getting input is wise, now.
August 25, 2008 Taurus
Naturally, your feelings matter more to you than they do to other people, but you will meet someone today who is incredibly interested in how you feel and in what can make you happy. This is a person who wants you to be on their side, and they will say or do whatever it takes to get you there. You're in a powerful position, but try not to abuse that power. Be open about what you are looking for and try not to make this eager beaver jump through too many hoops!
August 25, 2008 Virgo
There is a good chance that you will feel detached or distant from other people, today. This doesn't have to be a problem, though -- even if you need to make a presentation or are planning to go to a party, you'll be able to turn on the charm and do your thing. But intimate, one on one conversation might be difficult. You're just not equipped with the right kind of patience and energy. But this is a temporary situation -- have no fear. In a couple days you'll be back to your engaged self.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Define irony
Cancer horoscope July 12, 2008
Saturday, July 12
Getting through to other people is a special challenge now. An improved attitude will help to make your present situation much easier. There are some things you just cannot change, no matter how hard you try. It is time to admit this to yourself and move on.
Saturday, July 12
Getting through to other people is a special challenge now. An improved attitude will help to make your present situation much easier. There are some things you just cannot change, no matter how hard you try. It is time to admit this to yourself and move on.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Sick, twisted, ironic horoscopes
Tuesday, July 1
Cancer:
Someone expects more than is humanly possible, and fails to allow for human frailty. You are in a learning phase right now and it may be a great benefit to you. Advance your skills, as well as your knowledge. Do not put off an important discussion with someone significant.
Conditions should be rather calm now, with a steadying influence that holds the promise of long-range benefits. Benefits will not vanish after this trend has passed, but will continue to produce permanent advantages. At this time you have the ability to work in seclusion on hard and difficult tasks.
You may be having some dark and secret thoughts today and sensitive areas of your mind may intrude and appear obsessive. You could even be suspicious of someone. You can see things from a broader perspective than usual at this time if you take a moment to not react to initial judgments, and you better appreciate how your personal activities, interests, and goals fit into the needs of a personal relationship.
July 2
Cancer:
Reconciling opposing feelings and emotional polarities is especially important for you now. Today is best utilized for working towards a goal rather than creating or finishing one. Do not start anything new until you have completed your current projects. Letting go of your own agenda may give you the freedom you seek.
You could be so attached to certain emotions, memories, or relationships from your past that they could cause a problem in your present relationships. Your emotions will be intense but not very stable today which could lead to difficulties and undesired changes in your current associations and romantic relationships.
Conversations with your partner are critical now. This is a time for you to really listen and learn from others. If there is some matter you are concerned with, now is an excellent time to consult a professional or even a good friend that can give helpful feedback. You need other peoples' ideas and opinions now, don't be afraid to ask for them.
Cancer:
Someone expects more than is humanly possible, and fails to allow for human frailty. You are in a learning phase right now and it may be a great benefit to you. Advance your skills, as well as your knowledge. Do not put off an important discussion with someone significant.
Conditions should be rather calm now, with a steadying influence that holds the promise of long-range benefits. Benefits will not vanish after this trend has passed, but will continue to produce permanent advantages. At this time you have the ability to work in seclusion on hard and difficult tasks.
You may be having some dark and secret thoughts today and sensitive areas of your mind may intrude and appear obsessive. You could even be suspicious of someone. You can see things from a broader perspective than usual at this time if you take a moment to not react to initial judgments, and you better appreciate how your personal activities, interests, and goals fit into the needs of a personal relationship.
July 2
Cancer:
Reconciling opposing feelings and emotional polarities is especially important for you now. Today is best utilized for working towards a goal rather than creating or finishing one. Do not start anything new until you have completed your current projects. Letting go of your own agenda may give you the freedom you seek.
You could be so attached to certain emotions, memories, or relationships from your past that they could cause a problem in your present relationships. Your emotions will be intense but not very stable today which could lead to difficulties and undesired changes in your current associations and romantic relationships.
Conversations with your partner are critical now. This is a time for you to really listen and learn from others. If there is some matter you are concerned with, now is an excellent time to consult a professional or even a good friend that can give helpful feedback. You need other peoples' ideas and opinions now, don't be afraid to ask for them.
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